The Thruster
Credit: Mashable

By chance the other day I ran across an article on self thrusting dildos. Don’t ask how I got there, just take my word for it OK? Anyway, it definitely peaked my interest (as in OMG I really want one of these like right now). Maybe those lonely Saturday night masturbation sessions can get a little more interesting in that proverbial never-have-to-leave-your-home sense. At least it would seem like the possibility.

Yes, this little pleasure giver is called The Thruster and the description definitely intrigued me…

Teddy is a best seller in our Thruster mini sex toy series. It is designed to deliver powerful orgasmic thrust in a package that’s just the right size and an economical price. Meet our entry level Thruster Mini TX – Teddy, a revolutionary handheld thrusting vibrator dildo that can flex and bend while thrusting, making it ultra-fun and easy to use! No arm fatigue or discomfort.

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Sheery in DKNY bodysuit and pantyhose

As usual, I like to write here when I’m in the mood. That is, fully crossdressed and feeling like miss me. Over the years though, (and it has been quite a lot of years writing here) I’ve gone from slipping on some pantyhose and maybe lingerie to full-on shaving, makeup, wig, perfume and paying attention to those little details to transform myself into a more feminine persona. Oh yeah, and a spray of Chanel No. 5 really does help with that.

I know I’ve dived into this before but the more I’m transformed into a woman and see more of a woman in the mirror, I can’t help but to convince myself I just might actually pass for one. It’s definitely a feeling of empowerment and, not to mention, quite a high that I get off of. I don’t know, I would say kind of like an adrenaline rush I’m having even though I’m not actually out in public strutting my stuff if you know what I mean.

Of course all of this makes me incredibly horny yet in a way that truly distinct from my usual male self. It is just something about smelling that perfume or noticing that flavor from my lipstick or even noticing that warm silky feel of the pantyhose draping my legs. Or is it the wine? It is as if it is an experience of being an actual woman who feels turned on which, in itself, I can say is truly a pleasure I crave.

Then it’s moments like these that I occasionally break out the Fleshlight (with that little thing so I can mount it on my refrigerador) and desire nothing more than to be rammed in my backdoor, ironically, while standing in my heels and fucking my little toy. I have natural female-like boobs, too, (weird genetics) so I also like to pull down my bra and push my breasts together wishing a cock would squeeze right between and come right in the middle of them. Oh, and then I like to give a soft rub on my nipples which gives me mini-orgasms.

You can say my masturbation has evolved over the years.

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Rumpy Butt Plug

I’m not afraid to admit that I like to get it on… alone. Hey, it’s actually healthy for the sex life to keep the juices flowing and release all that tension when needed. In fact, a lot of you out there seem to agree since my most popular post is some ideas for your kinky mastubation. So I’m not alone here in liking to get down and dirty without the typical wake and wank. A little creative masturbation can actually be quite a thrill.

Hence, I came upon (literally) a new little friend of mine, the Rumpy Butt Plug. You can see, it’s not your average drain stopper, actually looking more like a fat dildo. And so there is nothing like putting a new toy to test, especially one that looks like it can tear quite a hole in you and then some.

The Rumpy has quite the dimensions for a plug: 6 inches (15 cm) of insertable pleasure, 2.25 inches (5.7 cm) in diameter of the large bulb and roughly 1.75 inches (4.5 cm) in diameter of the large penis-like head. It’s nice and smooth with no rough spots or edges and made of a soft PVC that has some flex to it. A pretty sight it is!

Now for the trial. To get into the mood, I slip into some hold up stockings and a bra and a little perfume to top it off. Then I lube up the Rumpy and my asshole very well and attempt to get that bad boy inside. The head of the plug slipped in after a few pushes and gave me quite the jolt when it did. It definitely is unlike anything I ever put up my ass before and I’m thinking with wide eyes “This thing is no joke!”

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Squirt From The Hose
Image: terwilliger911 (Flickr)

Some of you out there may have, at one time or another (or always), dreamed about meeting that perfect girl crossdresser. You know, she show up beautifully made up, slinky dress, expensive pantyhose and heels and smells like a flower blooming after a rainy day in Italy. Then maybe after a little wining and dining, she takes you into your bedroom and proceeds to spank and pound your ass flat and tender.

Mind that this is only after you first get a taste slurping her girl cock until she tells you when. If you’re lucky enough, maybe leaving a generous tip in your mouth and down your throat.

If you unfortunately find this absolutely disgusting or appalling, cover your eyes, find your mommy and I’ll give you the opportunity to leave now.

Great, still here?

Have you ever had an attraction to other crossdressers whether it be in admiration, willing to go the distance with a passionate foray or been there, done that? Well, for those “bi-curious” waiting for the experience no different than a teeny-bopper anxiously anticipating getting her cherry popped, I believe I came upon (quite literally) a foolproof way to determine if you’re ready or not.

Ready?

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The Fleshlight
Image: Fleshlight

I have to admit, I am quite the sucker for sex toys. There are just certain times when I am all alone and I need to get my jollies off right on the spot. Nothing unusual, perhaps most of us do the same.

In my case, being the crossdresser of course, I take it the extra step which usually involves slipping into a fine suntan shade of pantyhose, a lacy teddy, stilettos, top off with some makeup and then open the drawer to see which one of the fine tools I’ll be using today. Sometimes I feel like a Bottom and I’ll go for the bSwish vibrator set on high which gets me moaning.

Yet other times I want to be the Top, you know, chickie with a dickie sort of way.

So I pull out the Fleshlight, giving the hand a rest this time, except for holding up the bottle to drop a few squirts of lube inside. Time to party.

I’ve had this thing for a few months now and, honestly, it’s quite a marvel for the male who’s a wannabe female who’s sort of being a male at the moment. So figuring there’s been enough test runs on this piece of pseudo genitalia, I can finally give a sneak peak at how masturbation has been mastered a little more.

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The Pantyhose Mermaid and Silicone Dildo accessory

So there you are all dolled up in that skimpy dress, favorite pantyhose and super tall heels and you can’t resist what is looking back at you in the mirror. It gets just a tad boring though with the hand to penis thing that you’ve done for, oh, the 10,000th time in your life. You’re a crossdresser for God’s sake so you are use to an alternative sexual lifestyle.

Why not explore this further? I’ll even let you have a look at my little bag of tricks. Here’s one of them if you haven’t seen it yet but I’m sure you’ll have some fun with these others.

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B Swish Bgood Vibrator

Sure, as crossdressers, transvestites or weekend femme-seeking warriors, we like to dress the part and maybe prance around doing that walk that makes our hips shake.  I’m willing to bet, however, that most of us haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in another feminine pleasure.

That is, the ever popular vibrator.

Yes, I know it may seem a somewhat odd choice given our anatomy but truth is it can actually be an incredibly pleasurable and addictive experience. I can even tell this to you first hand.

Some time ago I purchased the Bswish Bgood vibrator for no particular reason but curiosity. OK, a lie. I was intent on experimenting with anal play and this just seemed like the perfect sex toy which I ordered, brand new and ready to go. It’s 7 inches long (18 cm), 1 inch wide (2.5 cm) and, after finding a couple of AA batteries to insert, has five different vibration settings to choose from.

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