For anyone who has a pantyhose fetish, like yours truly, over a lifetime you are destined to be caught at least once slipping on those silky pantyhose and with a deer-in-headlights look on your face. Here are a list of proven excuses to help ease the situation.
1. I got a run in my sock and these were all that were left.
2. Hello, they’re MANTYhose!
3. They always say nothing beats a great pair of Leggs.