It’s been a while since I posted a Top Ten here. Good enough reason to bring it back!
For those of us crossdressers, we aren’t just silly little boys trying out lacy underwear for kicks. OK maybe some of us do but, on to my point, eventually in our secret lives, we have to come to terms with this little thing we’re into. It’s not easy but we do have to admit them to ourselves. Here is a compilation to make it easy…
10. Women’s clothes are WAY more expensive than men’s.
9. Realize there is a woman inside us trying to get out, then a man, then a woman again…
8. Someone WILL catch you. Better look your best!
7. Window shopping for heels is fun, until you realize you like a pair but need a size 42.
6. Makeup and crayons are practically the same things to us.
Ah yes, the dilemma many of us crossdressers will face in our feminine journeys (or unless we’re being blackmailed): to stay in the proverbial closet or come out to the world. Admitedly, it is a tough decision so maybe realizing why we are in there in the first place may help us to dip our pantyhosed toes in the pool.
10. Your dog has been threatening to out you.
9. The crossdresser in me has no problem, but the gay side, well…
8. Might as well, your parents have caught you inside already.
7. Still hiding from those pantyhose monsters your mom told you about after she caught you wearing hers.
6. Still figuring out what that pansexuality thing is. May come out as that instead.
I quite simply love pantyhose. It’s hard, though, to love something so much and not have it change your life in some way, if maybe a little perverted. Yet perversion is lovely, fun and sexy thing to dwell in so here are my reasons why my life will never be the same with pantyhose. Well, besides the obvious really…
10. Three words: hand wash, ugh.
9. The razor for my legs is more expensive than the one for my face.
8. I say things now such as, “bare legs… ewww!”
7. I spend more on a pair of pantyhose than on a date.
6. Suntan has a whole new happier meaning now.
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It’s probably a given that if you are reading this right now, you might have tried at some point to stop crossdressing, only to come back as if falling off the wagon of masculinity… again. No worries, your inner woman always welcomes you back and asks you, “Who the hell are you kidding?” If you need more reinforcement, here are ten reasons to listen to her.
10. It’s either those pristine, always hand-washed pair of silky thong panties or those old tighty-whities with the skid mark still showing.
9. You never have to leave the house to hook up with a woman.
8. You don’t have a fucking clue what else to do with your heels collection.
7. Bruce Jenner has been your hero from the beginning.
6. The hormones have already kicked in.
5. You’re still the starting catcher on your team.
I’d have to say that between today and five years ago, I’ve grown quite a bit as a woman (OK, a wannabe but still). Boys are calling me (albeit feminized ones), I wear a bra around all the time and I do things like shave my legs and put makeup on routinely… like a chore. You know what though? I get my kicks out of feeling like and being a (wannabe) woman and here are my top ten reasons why.
Not that I need them of course. Bitch.
10. I seem to be enjoying pruning the hedges more.
9. 5 o’ clock shadow refers now to legs these days…
8. Which, coincidentally, is also referred to “black pantyhose day.”
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Sure, we as crossdressers like to have our fun and our whole motto is “we do whatever the fuck we want, dressed as women” am I right? While we surely do not live by a behavior code (or any kind of code, really), there are some things, however, we might want to pay some mind to. As in please, for the sake of our beloved crossdressing community, quit doing this shit!
So without further ado, I present ten things crossdressers need to stop doing right this second.
10. Using the terms “passable,” “lesbian,” “slut” or “whore” to describe ourselves unless, of course, a vagina was recently installed.
Probably most of us, the crossdressers of the world, have gone through a phase at some point where we ponder giving up our longtime perversions for the “normal” life of a manly man. If this happens, I say go for it and give up the girly goods all the way. Here are ten reasons to get you going.
10. You try to pass for a woman but can’t really get past “man.”
9. There was that one really painful tucking incident you don’t ever want to repeat again.
8. Mom’s muumuu and large cotton panties aren’t as satisfying as before.
For us pantyhose (or tights) enthusiasts, surely we have quite a collection in which a pair here or there just can’t quite stand another wear. So, as much as we hate saying goodbye to a loyal friend, it would be nice to see a former flame exit with a bit of glory. Here are some suggestions.
1. You can finally use them to rob the liquor store around the corner.
2. Wash and presto… hand-me-downs for your girlfriend.
3. Actually don’t wash them and sell them to those weird freaky people on eBay.
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For anyone who has a pantyhose fetish, like yours truly, over a lifetime you are destined to be caught at least once slipping on those silky pantyhose and with a deer-in-headlights look on your face. Here are a list of proven excuses to help ease the situation.
1. I got a run in my sock and these were all that were left.
2. Hello, they’re MANTYhose!
3. They always say nothing beats a great pair of Leggs.