Top Ten Dead Giveaways of Your Pantyhose Fetish

Obviously a Pantyhose Fetish

Sure, long gone are the days of secretly hiding your pantyhose stash out of view from your parents. Maybe on occasion they caught on to it. These days, however, likely it’s still not ideal if the general public catches wind of your secret hobbies. No worries, yet you may want to pay attention to those little details you may have forgotten that are just about to out you…

And so we have the top ten dead giveaways of your pantyhose fetish activities, you weirdo.

10. You no longer have socks in your drawer.

9. People are suspicious of you describing everything as silky and shiny.

8. All you ever complain about are runs, and you never ran a day in your life.

7. Old pantyhose litter your house like old war trophies. Guilty here.

6. You hang around the Hooters in sunglasses a bit too much.

5. You have used the Hooters vending machine a bit too much.

4. “Did you shave your legs? Oh wait, what’s that… oh my god.”

3. You actually really had them going, that is until you started wearing the skirt and heels.

2. You are into the whole no-pants trend.

1. You know exactly what the no-pants trend is.

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