I quite simply love pantyhose. It’s hard, though, to love something so much and not have it change your life in some way, if maybe a little perverted. Yet perversion is lovely, fun and sexy thing to dwell in so here are my reasons why my life will never be the same with pantyhose. Well, besides the obvious really…
10. Three words: hand wash, ugh.
9. The razor for my legs is more expensive than the one for my face.
8. I say things now such as, “bare legs… ewww!”
6. Suntan has a whole new happier meaning now.
5. Not to mention, the word “Gobi” is magically arousing.
4. I’ve taken up robbing convenience stores just to reuse old pantyhose.
3. I’ve developed an extreme allergy to velcro.
2. I find pantyhose the perfect tight, sheer and glossy replacement for pants.
1. OK, it’s really a gateway drug to lingerie, dresses, lipstick and the temptation of a sex change.