Sure, we as crossdressers like to have our fun and our whole motto could arguably be summed up as “we do whatever the fuck we want, dressed as women.” While we surely do not live by a behavior code (or any kind of code, really), there are some things, however, we might want to pay some mind to. As in please, for the sake of our beloved crossdressing community, cut this shit out.
So without further ado, I present ten things crossdressers need to stop doing right this second.
10. Using the terms “passable,” “lesbian,” “slut” or “whore” to describe ourselves unless, of course, a vagina was recently installed.
9. Robberies (???)
8. That said, slipping pantyhose over your head and face instead of your legs and ass like a good lady would.
7. And while we’re still on the subject, creating a unique pattern effect by slipping pantyhose over your gorilla legs.
6. Going for the Miranda Kerr look, end up with Joan Rivers (RIP).
5. That nasty habit of sniffing nail polish while doing your nails.
4. Then the one with the nail polish remover.
3. Showing yourself in public… without cleaning those come stains off of your dress. Shame on you, “slut”!
2. You mean those stains are still wet? Oh boy, your’re on your own.
1. Be so unkind as to not give a reach-around.