I’m not afraid to admit that I like to get it on… alone. Hey, it’s actually healthy for the sex life to keep the juices flowing and release all that tension when needed. In fact, a lot of you out there seem to agree since my most popular post is some ideas for your kinky mastubation. So I’m not alone here in liking to get down and dirty without the typical wake and wank. A little creative masturbation can actually be quite a thrill.
Hence, I came upon (literally) a new little friend of mine, the Rumpy Butt Plug. You can see, it’s not your average drain stopper, actually looking more like a fat dildo. And so there is nothing like putting a new toy to test, especially one that looks like it can tear quite a hole in you and then some.
The Rumpy has quite the dimensions for a plug: 6 inches (15 cm) of insertable pleasure, 2.25 inches (5.7 cm) in diameter of the large bulb and roughly 1.75 inches (4.5 cm) in diameter of the large penis-like head. It’s nice and smooth with no rough spots or edges and made of a soft PVC that has some flex to it. A pretty sight it is!
Now for the trial. To get into the mood, I slip into some hold up stockings and a bra and a little perfume to top it off. Then I lube up the Rumpy and my asshole very well and attempt to get that bad boy inside. The head of the plug slipped in after a few pushes and gave me quite the jolt when it did. It definitely is unlike anything I ever put up my ass before and I’m thinking with wide eyes “This thing is no joke!”
I have to admit, I am quite the sucker for sex toys. There are just certain times when I am all alone and I need to get my jollies off right on the spot. Nothing unusual, perhaps most of us do the same.
In my case, being the crossdresser of course, I take it the extra step which usually involves slipping into a fine suntan shade of pantyhose, a lacy teddy, stilettos, top off with some makeup and then open the drawer to see which one of the fine tools I’ll be using today. Sometimes I feel like a Bottom and I’ll go for the bSwish vibrator set on high which gets me moaning.
Yet other times I want to be the Top, you know, chickie with a dickie sort of way.
So I pull out the Fleshlight, giving the hand a rest this time, except for holding up the bottle to drop a few squirts of lube inside. Time to party.
I’ve had this thing for a few months now and, honestly, it’s quite a marvel for the male who’s a wannabe female who’s sort of being a male at the moment. So figuring there’s been enough test runs on this piece of pseudo genitalia, I can finally give a sneak peak at how masturbation has been mastered a little more.
So there you are all dolled up in that skimpy dress, favorite pantyhose and super tall heels and you can’t resist what is looking back at you in the mirror. It gets just a tad boring though with the hand to penis thing that you’ve done for, oh, the 10,000th time in your life. You’re a crossdresser for God’s sake so you are use to an alternative sexual lifestyle.
Why not explore this further? I’ll even let you have a look at my little bag of tricks.
Sure, as crossdressers, transvestites or weekend femme-seeking warriors, we like to dress the part and maybe prance around doing that walk that makes our hips shake. I’m willing to bet, however, that most of us haven’t had the pleasure of partaking in another feminine pleasure.
That is, the ever popular vibrator.
Yes, I know it may seem a somewhat odd choice given our anatomy but truth is it can actually be an incredibly pleasurable and addictive experience. I can even tell this to you first hand.
As I sit here painting my toenails today, like a good little girl, and anxiously await my outfit for my night “out,” I finally receive that long awaited ring at the buzzer. Yes, it’s a package! I’m a bit nervous since that means I’ll finally out myself as girly me for a few moments in the next day or two. I’m eager to try on my first fem outfit however.
Hold on a second. I think this package is smaller than expected and begin to wonder if the club shorts and dressy top are skimpier than I had thought they would be. Then I rip the package open to find a gorgeous charmeuse teddy (Shirley of Hollywood). Oh, right, I forgot that I ordered lingerie about a month ago after coming home after a night of drinking with the chums.
Well, I can’t throw this on and take this out on a stroll around the block. At least not yet 😉
I woke up refreshed but feeling unusually horny this morning. Enough so to make slide into some shiny Danskin tights, throw on a cute black teddy then into my usual bathrobe. I can’t remember what I dreamed about last night but it really has me in a feel sexy mood today.
After my morning coffee, I skip reading the news and head directly back to my bed and pull out the vibrator from a drawer nearby. It’s nice and slim, smooth and about six inches long which is perfect for some womanish masturbation.
I unsnap the crotch on my teddy, turn my little toy on and, remembering an idea from somewhere online, begin to penetrate my ass but through the pantyhose. The stretch on the tights limited penetration to just a few inches but it was all that was needed. Oh, did it feel nice and incredibly kinky at the same time!
Pantyhose enthusiasts (or fetishists, perverts, weirdos if you’re so inclined) generally have a routine whenever there is a day off with some time to kill or the wife and kids have left you alone for a few days. Ah, yes, now free to see the “mistress” that is our beloved woman´s garment. Yes, that includes myself if you couldn’t tell already. So here’s a little insight to a hot date with a longtime love affair…
For some, like myself, being a crossdresser has the rather sad outcome of having to masturbate to relieve that burning tension that occurs frequently. Although I can say that I’ve had a great jerk-off here or there, relying on masturbation alone is, face it, fairly one dimensional and boring. Of course I’d love to share this with another but, well, there’s that whole closet thing I’m locked in.