Usually when I try a new brand of pantyhose, they fall under one of two categories, a complete dud or one to add to my favorites list. In fact, I have quite a collection of dud hosiery that I might have to recycle them as masks for my other job as a stick-up thief at night (joking).
More recently, it has been the Italian brands that have been more suited to my liking. First there was Silvia Grandi and now I can stand up and say that Oroblu has taken a piece of the pantyhose fetish pie with their Magie 40 pantyhose. It is quite remarkable, too, that I came about these by luck. You know, buy it and try it.
It should be known that I’m not at all a fan of pantyhose made just for men. If, however, you take a pair of normal pantyhose for women and doctor it up a bit to suit my crossdressing tastes, well then you just may be on to something.
If that pair of doctored pantyhose uses the famous Peavey brand worn by the lovely Hooter waitresses around the world then you’ll definitely have my attention.
Browsing around the internet recently, I wound up on a website called Etsy, an online store similar to eBay, without the auctions, where individuals can sell homemade arts and crafts, jewelry, clothing and hard to find vintage items. Just my luck, I ran into the shop of EddieJames, specializing in “sissy” items for crossdressers.
Today is a beautiful sunny morning so I decide to take a walk down to the mall just as it is opening. It’s a Wednesday, which I have off from work and I think to myself why not start out with a glass of wine at the Ruby Tuesday, just because I feel like it. I walk in, seat myself in the patio area and start sipping away.
A couple of glasses later, I find myself in an elated mood. Maybe it ‘s the bright sun or my one day of freedom from the toils of work but I feel happier than normal. Yet, simultaneously in my joyous demeanor, I being to feel incredibly horny. I just want to rip my clothes off and go into crossdressing mode which means slipping into something sexy (e.g. pantyhose and lingerie) making me feel irresistibly feminine.
I am rather lucky to live out in Europe where pantyhose is all the rage the first time the early fall breeze puts goosebumps on the legs. Not to mention the selection and quality in these parts is outstanding. From my point of view, however, the further you are from Europe (e.g. the good old USA), the selection of crossdresser-quality pantyhose quite frankly goes to shit to the point where I would even ditch my longtime nylon fetish for something else.
I can see where it would be a lot more convenient to drive five minutes to the nearest drug store and pick up that “expensive” store brand that happens to be the two for one special today. Or you may really treat yourself by going to a department store while you get off on the sales clerk wondering if you are actually a crossdresser or tranny while she is wearing an even shittier pair herself.
So there you are all dolled up in that skimpy dress, favorite pantyhose and super tall heels and you can’t resist what is looking back at you in the mirror. It gets just a tad boring though with the hand to penis thing that you’ve done for, oh, the 10,000th time in your life. You’re a crossdresser for God’s sake so you are use to an alternative sexual lifestyle.
Why not explore this further? I’ll even let you have a look at my little bag of tricks.
For us pantyhose (or tights) enthusiasts, surely we have quite a collection in which a pair here or there just can’t quite stand another wear. So, as much as we hate saying goodbye to a loyal friend, it would be nice to see a former flame exit with a bit of glory. Here are some suggestions.
1. You can finally use them to rob the liquor store around the corner.
2. Wash and presto… hand-me-downs for your girlfriend.
3. Actually don’t wash them and sell them to those weird freaky people on eBay.
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Ah, it’s that time of year again. The weather heats up and we all come crawling out of our solitary caves, out for whatever piece of life that exists beyond our abodes. For us closeted crossdressers, that means skipping all those layers over your pantyhose and bra and getting out there to flash some femininity in public.
One image I can’t get stuck out of my head this time of year is Catherine Bach (you know, Daisy Duke) in her tight little shorts and pantyhose covering her so very long legs. In fact, it even inspired me this time around to try out my own leg show just the other day.
For anyone who has a pantyhose fetish, like yours truly, over a lifetime you are destined to be caught at least once slipping on those silky pantyhose and with a deer-in-headlights look on your face. Here are a list of proven excuses to help ease the situation.
1. I got a run in my sock and these were all that were left.
2. Hello, they’re MANTYhose!
3. They always say nothing beats a great pair of Leggs.
Arguably, a favorite pantyhose among enthusiasts (such as yours truly) is the revered Wolford Neon 40. It’s everything you want in pantyhose: silky, shiny, comfortable, durable and looks incredibly hot on any pair of legs. Yet there is one type of Wolfords, unfortunately discontinued for a number of years, that trumps even the Neon 40.
The Wolford Fatal Neon.