In my usual stroll through online lingerie stores, I almost never see anything that really gets my my eye these days. More often than not, it’s the same strap teddy or babydoll with “peekaboo” holes for nipples to stick out. Yet, being so picky, I’m always on the lookout for that sexy something that won’t end up a wadded wrinkled ball sitting in a bag ten years later.
Indeed I found it, something I always overlooked and definitely unappreciated. So now I present… crotchless lingerie.
I purchased an Obsession Diamond Teddy in black on eBay and, true to its name, I’ve been obsessed with it ever since it landed in my horny little hands. Immediately, I slipped on some Oroblu Magie pantyhose then into this beauty which, not only fit perfectly, but looks incredible on me if I say so myself.
I love the ingenious way the teddy uses adjustable elastic leg loops to permit a wide open crotch area. I mean we’re talking front all the way up the ass crack. As my cock starts to bulge through the pantyhose (instead of hanging in open air), I wouldn’t find this typically feminine or appealing. Yet there is a cute little jeweled embellishment that hangs down gently over the bulge giving an appeal to the “present” underneath. I kind of like it actually and think I’ll call it the femme package.
Sexy in Leather, Not Plastic
I have a confession to make… I never really liked heels or women’s shoes for that matter. That is, up until now. Of course, I’ve had a few pairs for a while but they never really did anything for me unless you count the falls and near ankle breaks while prancing around in them. The deal breaker, though, was that they never turned me on wearing them.
Then again, I always thought that the sexiest shoes were the ones that either were clear, five inch heels, or were like a spandex boot going up your thigh. You know, the kind you see on strippers in strip clubs or even on porn-ish models in those jpegs you’re jerking off to online.
In other words, those are cheap pieces of plastic that make you more or less feel the same way. OK, so I like feeling cheap. Just not in what I’m wearing on my pantyhose covered feet.
So recently, I splurged on some high-heeled Dune clogs as you see above. Somehow, they really caught my eye reminding me of Oktoberfest and gorgeous women in their lederhosen and wooden shoes. Don’t ask for an explanation of this, but I just had to have them. Now I’m wearing them as I type with the utmost joy hampered by one near ankle break as I tried to stand up moments ago.
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